Wait...what?

Remember how I said this blog would have rants from everyday life? Well, today is one of those days. This has been your warning.

So, I was driving through town after visiting my local Starbucks. I'm stoked as I sip on my coffee frapp...stoked until a moron pulls out in front of me, going less than 5 miles an hour, then after I blow my horn at this idiot for a full minute, he continues driving 5 miles an hour for the next few miles.
It was dark, but believe it or not, my car has these things called headlights and yes, they can be seen from a distance. My car also has this fantastic feature called a horn, and this girl right here knows how to use it. Actually, I'm surprised it still works since I have to use it so much. Hey, it saves my voice since I don't have to scream at the aforementioned morons.
Other drivers are my biggest pet peeve, following stupid people. My city has the WORST drivers ever.  Most of them either don't know how to use their blinkers, or they saved a couple of bucks and bought a car that doesn't offer blinkers as a feature.  They drive dangerously fast or slow. Yes, driving slow can be dangerous. They stop at green lights, and fly through red lights.   I know this happens in every city, but my city just seems to have a huge amount of horrible drivers.

My rules of the road:
Don't pull out of people when they're close enough to plow into you.
Don't drive 5 miles per hour in areas with set speed limits.
Don't get in my beloved fast lane on the Interstate and slow poke around, because I will blow you off the road.  The left lane is for faster moving traffic. That faster moving traffic is me in my silver Camry.

Don't let the 4-door Camry fool ya. It goes way faster than you think, and the driver of said car is very skilled.

This has been a rant.